What’s Going Ahn?

When I ran for Governor in 2006, I often compared the Dims and Repugs to Humvees and/or Tahoes at an impasse on the same bridge. Now I’m starting to see them as cowardly vampires. They publicly pretend to hate each other but when given an open coffin and a wooden stake they look the other way. I guess they wouldn’t have anyone to blame if they drove the stake through the hearts of their enemy. Or maybe they would cease to exist? Kind of like firemen if there were no fires or warriors if there were no wars. Do we still need politicians?

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